There was a young lady of Madras
who had a marvelous ass.
Twasn't pretty and pink as you were to think,
But was gray, had long ears and ate grass.
Since then I have a love of bawdy lines. As today was a bit of a drag, I have composed one. Please note, that this is neither autobiographical or biographical....
There was a young lady of Boston
with proclivities both lewd and wanton.
Nights on the town in which she downed
liquor, wine and ales
And most of the Navy before they sailed.